I Don’t Know What Skill To Learn: Top 10 High Income Earning Skill to Learn to Make At Least $3000 Weekly.

Larry Brenner
4 min readNov 5, 2023

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Learning new skills can be as fun as it is rewarding. In this blog post, we’ll dive into the top 10 valuable skills to learn in today’s fast-paced world. But here’s the twist — we’ll do it in a funny and educational way, spicing up your learning journey with humor and insights. So, let’s dive in ha i sound like a youtuber!

  1. Coding and Programming: Let’s kick things off with coding. It’s like teaching your computer to speak your language. If you want to start, try beginner-friendly languages like Python. You can find tutorials online, and don’t worry, your computer won’t bite… well, maybe it’ll byte! Funny tip: Give your computer a name, so when it’s misbehaving, you can say, “Hey, Bill! Stop freezing!”

2) Digital Marketing: Imagine teaching your computer to become a salesperson. Digital marketing involves promoting stuff online. Start by setting up your own pretend lemonade stand online. Share it with your friends and see who can sell the most virtual lemonade. Funny tip: Send a “lemonade spill” email to your friends — everyone loves a good virtual mess!

3) Data Analysis: Data analysis is like detective work, but with numbers. You can begin by tracking how many times your pet hamster runs on its wheel. Create charts and graphs to find out if it’s training for the hamster Olympics. Funny tip: Interview your hamster for “The Hamster Times” — ask it about its exercise routine!

4) Graphic Design: Graphic design is like art class for grown-ups. Start with a simple project like designing a personalized superhero cape. Once you master it, you can create your own super identity! Funny tip: Use your cape to rescue stuffed animals from the treacherous land of under-the-bed.

5) Video Editing: Video editing can be both fun and frustrating. You might spend hours trying to make a cat dance, but when you finally succeed, you’ll feel like a video wizard. Funny tip: Narrate the life of your pet goldfish with dramatic music — every bubble becomes an epic adventure.

6) Photography: Photography is all about capturing the perfect moment. Begin by snapping photos of your sandwich — give it the glamour shot it deserves. Funny tip: Create a “Sandwich Art Gallery” and invite your family to the grand opening. Charge extra for “extra cheese” sandwiches.

7) Web Development: Web development is like building a digital treehouse. Start by making a simple website about your favorite hobby. You’ll learn about coding, design, and how to share your interests with the world. Funny tip: Create a virtual “broken link” page on your website and send your friends on a hilarious, wild-goose-chase for the missing pixels. It’s like a digital treasure hunt!

8) Cybersecurity: Cybersecurity is like protecting your digital piggy bank from online piggy bank robbers. Start by creating a super-secret password and practice saying, “You shall not pass!” Gandalf-style to any suspicious emails. Funny tip: Name your computer security software “Guardians of the Internet” — it sounds cooler.

9) Artificial Intelligence (AI): AI is like having a robot buddy who knows a lot. Start by talking to virtual assistants like Siri or Alexa. Ask them questions, tell jokes, and see if they laugh (hint: they have a sense of humor). Funny tip: Tell your virtual assistant a dad joke and see if it appreciates the humor.

10) Content Creation: Content creation is your chance to become a digital superstar. Start by recording a “Day in the Life of [Your Name]” video. Share your morning routine, your secret sandwich recipe, and the epic adventures of your pet goldfish. Funny tip: Add suspenseful music when you open the refrigerator — who knows what mysteries lurk inside?

I know you might not get those jokes because they are weird rught but Learning these skills can be a hoot, and it’s a great way to adapt in our ever-changing world. Remember, the key is to start, make mistakes, and keep learning. So, pick one that tickles your funny bone and embark on the hilarious, educational journey of acquiring a new skill today!

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Larry Brenner
Larry Brenner

Written by Larry Brenner

I'm a captivating designer on a mission to share entertaining, and awe-inspiring experiences, stories and designs. 🌟https://www.instagram.com/larrybrenner0/

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